Me: “Hey Champ, how are you doing today?”
Him: “Fine…just really hung over”
Me: “Hmm…I enjoyed the phone call where you told me you got off the bus because it was making you feel sick to take the bus.
Him: “Yea, that’s why I walked part way home I guess.
Him: “…evidently I talked to *** last night and today she told me ‘yea, we video chatted last night and you said you had vom…so i waited ten minutes and you never came back’ so evidently I just passed out in my bathroom. That’s classy.”
”—I have really classy friends. Ducks of a feather fly together. (lolz)